Who do you think you are?
You must be out of your mind to expect me to fly across the country to Providence, Rhode Island for a 15 minute meeting!!!
How the hell do you get the balls to ask that of your vendors? You already buy a lot from me. This is a crock O' Shat balls.
um, let me see, short notice ticket...$550.00 plus tax, starting @ 10:45am, stopping in Chi-town Midway for 2 hours, then landing @ 5pm East Coast Rhode Island Baby.
So, I'm wasting an entire day in the air, wasting a night by myself in a cheap hotel and renting an in-room video of some lame romantic tale or high powered muscle adventure that will put me asleep by 9:30pm.
Then, wake up, get to the convention center by 9am for my 9:15am meeting. Your only allotted 15 minutes time, so I'm outta there by 9:30am and off to the airport for an 11am flight home, which I get back to Minneapolis @ 4pm, another wasted day in the air. Plus, there are talks my airline is going on strike, (ATA, not NWA). Sweet Dude.
So, all I have to say to all this bullshit, is thanks a whole hell of a lot for your generous time and love and swallowing 48 hours of my life, along with taking $750.00 from me for 15 minutes of "buy my shit please".
Oh, and if you want to buy a lot of my shit, I love you CVS Pharmacy, I do, and it was worth every hour and penny, but if you don't buy my shit, this trip will suck even more and I'll hate you until next year, when I'll be asked to do the same thing again.
P.S. - because of you I'm at the office the night before at 10:45pm getting all the reports and materials ready but procrastinating with this damn blog.
How the hell do you get the balls to ask that of your vendors? You already buy a lot from me. This is a crock O' Shat balls.
um, let me see, short notice ticket...$550.00 plus tax, starting @ 10:45am, stopping in Chi-town Midway for 2 hours, then landing @ 5pm East Coast Rhode Island Baby.
So, I'm wasting an entire day in the air, wasting a night by myself in a cheap hotel and renting an in-room video of some lame romantic tale or high powered muscle adventure that will put me asleep by 9:30pm.
Then, wake up, get to the convention center by 9am for my 9:15am meeting. Your only allotted 15 minutes time, so I'm outta there by 9:30am and off to the airport for an 11am flight home, which I get back to Minneapolis @ 4pm, another wasted day in the air. Plus, there are talks my airline is going on strike, (ATA, not NWA). Sweet Dude.
So, all I have to say to all this bullshit, is thanks a whole hell of a lot for your generous time and love and swallowing 48 hours of my life, along with taking $750.00 from me for 15 minutes of "buy my shit please".
Oh, and if you want to buy a lot of my shit, I love you CVS Pharmacy, I do, and it was worth every hour and penny, but if you don't buy my shit, this trip will suck even more and I'll hate you until next year, when I'll be asked to do the same thing again.
P.S. - because of you I'm at the office the night before at 10:45pm getting all the reports and materials ready but procrastinating with this damn blog.
posted by Zubas at 8:24 PM
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